GlowFyourself's sales page also reveals that as of Friday afternoon, several dozen people have ordered the item.
The size and tapered shape make Frisky Ass Spinner Fidget Spinner Butt Plug a must have for beginners and anal enthusiasts alike.
Given that has been a thing for a while, I guess it makes sense that somebody, somewhere would figure out a way to safely jam these things up a bootyhole eventually.
How can I learn this? Offer your ass to your lover and this fidget spinner is guaranteed to keep their mind from wandering too far.
Some genius etsy-er has created a fidget spinner butt plug.